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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

artchipel:

Rafael Mantesso - Jimmy Choo the Bull Terrier

ellsworthsmelly:

gracewastelands:

dankrokos:

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

This makes me so happy.

♥♥♥♥♥♥

!!!! HANNAH !!!!!!

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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darnni:

blacktionbronson:

Masculinity is such a fragile concept.

I’m actually so happy with this ok

  #video  
dduane:

princehal9000:

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 
“I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

(snicker)

dduane:

princehal9000:

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 

“I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

(snicker)

  #Cass  

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

  #reference  

aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is